Sat. May 28th, 2022

While some single men claim to be too scared to take the first step with a similar one for fear of crossing the line, it seems that many need a serious lesson in reading the signs.

In a funny viral Twitter thread started by New York-based comedian David Drake, men have shared the times they were completely unaware that women were flirting with them – despite overtly obvious come-ons.

He admitted that his own worst moment was not realizing that a girl was crazy about him when she jumped into bed with him overnight and started tickling him.

Another revealed that when his lover said she was ‘too cold’ to go home after a party and asked to stay overnight, he gave her as a sweater and sent her off.

Another explained how a McDonald’s employee wrote her number on his receipt and that he threw it away because he thought she would have done it if his food was bad.

Meanwhile, a man recounted how he was completely unaware that his colleague was suggesting she would watch a movie with him until she asked him out, revealing that the couple was now happily married.

American men have revealed the times they did not realize that someone hit them in a funny Twitter thread (stock photo)

American men have revealed the times they did not realize that someone hit them in a funny Twitter thread (stock photo)

Some revealed how they could not see women beating them, even as they left their phone number on their McDonald's receipt, pointing out they did not have a date to go to the prom

Some revealed how they could not see women beating them, even as they left their phone number on their McDonald’s receipt, pointing out they did not have a date to go to the prom

David Drake relived his moment of complete ignorance and wrote in the tweet that started the thread: ‘In high school I went to a place to stay and the girl I liked climbed into bed with me and she started tickling me and I was like “Hahaha okay good time to go to bed” and I think about it twice every 5 minutes. ‘

Another added: ‘In high school, my family was away, so I had the house to myself and held a party. At the end of the night, this girl I liked said, “I’m staying here”.

“I said, ‘Do not you want to go?'” She was like, “It’s cold.” So I got a sweater for her and sent her away.

Another revealed that he rejected the possibility of a date because he was going out with his sister, but at least there was a happy ending.

“I was chatting with this woman, I liked at work, about watching this movie with limited release, and she said ‘it sounds really cool. I want to see it, “and I said,” Yes, I’m going with my sister. Goodbye! “A week later she asked me out. We are married now,” he explained.

New York-based comedian David Drake started the thread by admitting he missed the signal when a girl jumped into bed with him at a high school night and tickled him

New York-based comedian David Drake started the thread by admitting he missed the signal when a girl jumped into bed with him at a high school night and tickled him

‘When I was a teenager, a cute girl who worked at McDonald’s wrote her number on the back of my receipt and I thought,’ I bet they do if there’s something wrong with my order. ‘ . Then it was thrown in the bin, ‘another confessed.

Others admitted that they, too, had missed signals from women they were interested in when they were younger.

Back in high school I was chatting with this one girl I liked in my youth group about how my ball date canceled me and she gave me a certain “look” and said, “I want to go to the ball, but I have not a date “, and I thought,” Yeah, we’re in the same boat. It’s a shame, “one remembered.

‘Moved into my college dorm the first semester of college, got a knock on my door the first night, and a sweet girl said she was looking for a “pet friend” for the night to help her sleep. I told her it did not sound safe and closed the door for her, ‘said another.

A men revealed that he gave his lover a sweater when she said she was too cold to go home at night

A men revealed that he gave his lover a sweater when she said she was too cold to go home at night

And several men said they did not get the hint even when the women invited them over.

“In college after a job as a waiter, this sweet waitress said to me, ‘Let’s go to me, no one’s going to be home.’ , and I think about it every time I’m home now, ‘wrote one.

‘Once a girl invited me to and I quote: “Help me hang my candles up because you are so tall”. Afterwards, she invited me to sleep over. we had both laid down in her bed, she was like “I usually sleep naked” and I said, “OK, I’m looking away until you get back under the duvet”, one remembered.

Other men shared their own stories, where one said he eventually married the woman when she undertook to question him out

Other men shared their own stories, where one said he eventually married the woman when she undertook to question him out

But the same man revealed that the girl stopped dropping hints and just went for a kiss.

‘Once I smoked for the first time with a girl I liked a lot and she said “I heard you were going to kiss after you smoked for the first time”. I said “Haha, this is not a real thing, I do not think”, remembered another man.

One man revealed how he used to think one of the women on his cross-country team at school was ‘out of his league’.

‘At our 20th reunion she stepped forward, gave me a giant wet kiss and asked, “WHY DIDN’T YOU INVITE ME?” I think about it every 5 milliseconds, ‘he revealed.

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